When I was growing up, my life goal was to get published. Then I got published. So I said, "I'm going to go meet the Dalai Lama." And I went and met the Dalai Lama. Now people are asking me, "What's next?" I'd like to be a rabbi; it's a suitably crazy and far-fetched idea that doesn't seem like it suits my lifestyle, but I don't think putting my budding writing career on hold for six years of rabbinical school is really the best thing to do right now. On the other hand, for this goal, I don't feel a need to rush. "I'd like, possibly, to have rabbinic ordination before I die. Maybe. If I get around to it. Not for any particular reason; it's just something I want to do." Check back on that in 20 years.
Where to next? I've wanted to go to Tibet for awhile, which is partially why I went to India (to meet the Tibetan exile community), but China keeps closing the country to foreigners, or at least saying it's open and then denying most foreigners visas to travel to Tibet. Plus you actually have to go all the way to Beijing to apply for the visa, and wait for it to be approved. But hey, I got published and I met the Dalai Lama. Nothing's impossible. Just at the moment, not probable. There are plenty of other places to go that are similarly insane but involve less Chinese bureaucracy. Oh, and I have to make some money to pay for the trip. Did I leave that out? That sounds crucial.